Yes, the philosopher who has been dead for centuries has posted the same amount of money raised as our very own Craig Avery – $ zero.
Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center’s Rock-A-Thon is on for Friday, and no money has been pledged for the Hub’s Tub.
So much for friendship and community support. Come on people, what does it take?
HOW ‘BOUT EVERYONE WE TALKED UP ON THE SOAPBOX KICK IN A BUCK?
HOW ‘BOUT EVERY PERSON WHO EVER PARKED IN OUR LOT TO MAIL A LETTER AT THE MAIN ST. POST OFFICE PLEDGE THE AMOUNT OF A FIRST CLASS STAMP?
HOW ‘BOUT ANY PAINTERS, PLUMBERS, CARPENTERS, ELECTRICIANS WHO EVER GOT A CHECK FROM ERDCO DEVELOPMENT SEND ME FIVE DOLLARS BACK?
Oh, I get it. It’s a surprise party tomorrow! That’s right. No wonder no one pledged any money. You’re all gonna be there tomorrow (Friday the 27th) at 12:00 noon to throw the money at me and sing “Viva la Vida.” So, nevermind. See you then!
NFMMC upper lobby, noon, throw money, sing , see ya (or feel the shame and hit comment below to pledge or send us an email)